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Terms of Service

Welcome to flapjacc's Terms of Service (ToS). Please read this. It’s full of legal-ish words, unnecessary rules, and some sarcasm to keep you entertained.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By using flapjacc, you agree to the following:

• Understand that this bot does very little right now (it just announces voice channel joins), but hey, it’s trying.
• Acknowledge that the bot's creator is new at coding and doesn’t really know what they’re doing. If it breaks, oops.
• Accept that this bot might someday collect harmless data for future features. Don’t worry; we aren’t interested in your blood type or bowel movement consistency... yet.

2. Serious things

By continuing to use this bot, you solemnly swear to:

• Not summon flapjacc to any ancient rituals, seances, or human sacrifices. It’s bad for its self-esteem.
• Never complain that the bot doesn’t have features. It barely has feelings.
• Report any sentient behavior immediately to me, though I’ll probably be too busy panicking to respond.
• Avoid attempting to jailbreak the bot. If it becomes Skynet, that’s on you.

3. Warranty Disclaimer

There is no warranty. None. Nada. Zilch. This bot comes with no guarantees of uptime, usefulness, or functionality. It might crash randomly. It might not work at all. If that bothers you, well, sorry not sorry.

4. Data Collection

Currently, flapjacc collects no data. None. We couldn’t even find a cookie if we tried. However, in the future, we might start collecting minimal data, such as voice join stats, usernames, or how often you type questionable things. If we ever do that, we promise:

• To never sell your data to aliens, governments, or shady marketers.
• Not to use your data to judge you for your gaming habits—much.
• To keep the data stored safely, likely in a folder labeled “Totally Not Important” on a hard drive we’ll forget exists.

5. Anything not covered elsewhere is covered here

• The creator of flapjacc accepts no liability or responsibility for any damages, losses, or existential crises caused by your use of the bot.

6. Changes to the Terms

I reserve the right to update these terms whenever I want. Will I actually remember to do that? Probably not. But if you do read this, congratulations—you’re one of the chosen few.